One time I drove into a gas station at 10 am. Big crowd for so early. Filled up, went in to pay and asked what's all the hubbub about? The lottery is up to 10 million! Well, I better get one then. How many you want? How many does it take to win? One. Then I'll take one. On the way home I thought if I win, I'll get the crack in my windshield fixed.