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wolfieMcmurdock t1_iy7j3ts wrote
South East Asia calling, we use a hose with a pressure trigger, AKA The bum gun. The clean sensation you feel is just amazing. Toilet paper is for drying.
Dances-with-Scissors t1_iy7llpg wrote
Fuck I need to get one. My mate has one and it's awesome, like getting your ass eaten out by a robot.
Mine_Outrageous t1_iy7jdos wrote
oml that reminded me of thanksgiving, i went to my aunts and when i used her bathroom my ass didnt touch cold plastic/porcelain. she deadass has a heated toilet seat, and a bidet so thats what reminded me of this. i was just shocked tbh more cause it was cold out and it warmed me up real fast 💀💀ðŸ˜
D1sc3pt t1_iy7lh6k wrote
Your aunt like: If I want one thing to be luxury then it is taking a sheet😂
Mine_Outrageous t1_iya16b7 wrote
deadass. and im ngl it felt amazing on the cheeks so she has good taste in what she wantsðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
Razors---Edge t1_iy7j8lp wrote
I don't mean to be "that guy", but there is not 6 billion different ways to wipe your ass.
Malalang t1_iy7jlvh wrote
Yeah, it's more like 8 billion
cpt-pineapple t1_iy7nxpe wrote
Back to front is the way
Malalang t1_iy8eyo9 wrote
You monster!
No0biz OP t1_iy7tzu4 wrote
It also depends on the way you handle the paper
Terrible__Pickle t1_iy89kns wrote
You use paper ?
No0biz OP t1_iy8riul wrote
How dare I ?
solace1234 t1_iy8itp7 wrote
Not with that attitude
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OriginalTeo t1_iy7mm95 wrote
I pull my dick and balls with the left hand and wipe with the right hand
D1sc3pt t1_iy7o95q wrote
Wait. You are wiping to the front and not to the back?=D (no offense)
OriginalTeo t1_iy7pep9 wrote
Yes, wiping from the front
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Muted-Face3523 t1_iy7qchw wrote
The days when I go heavy duty with sizzlers with all out meat on my plate, i would bring in the big guns the next day with a heavy duty air compressor pump.
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QutieLuvsQuails t1_iy7z02h wrote
I did it standing up for almost 30 years until Dan Le Batard talked about doing it sitting down on his ESPN podcast. Life changing. Especially when you’re pregnant. lol.
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Zeromus88 t1_iy9bg6p wrote
From sitting, grap TP, go up to squatting postion, reach around with non-dominant hand and pull cheek back on that side. Reach around other side with dominant hand, wipe until TP stays white.
And recently ammended, bidet first, and usually just need one wipe to dry.
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avg-v-stvs t1_iy7iwi5 wrote
Similar to ‘ye olde dick twist’ butt with toilet paper and some dude wipes
D1sc3pt t1_iy7irqi wrote
Next crazy thing is: Using Bidets is much more hygienic but they are relatively rare in western countries and are considered as weird.