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D1sc3pt t1_iy7irqi wrote

Next crazy thing is: Using Bidets is much more hygienic but they are relatively rare in western countries and are considered as weird.

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wolfieMcmurdock t1_iy7j3ts wrote

South East Asia calling, we use a hose with a pressure trigger, AKA The bum gun. The clean sensation you feel is just amazing. Toilet paper is for drying.

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Dances-with-Scissors t1_iy7llpg wrote

Fuck I need to get one. My mate has one and it's awesome, like getting your ass eaten out by a robot.

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Mine_Outrageous t1_iy7jdos wrote

oml that reminded me of thanksgiving, i went to my aunts and when i used her bathroom my ass didnt touch cold plastic/porcelain. she deadass has a heated toilet seat, and a bidet so thats what reminded me of this. i was just shocked tbh more cause it was cold out and it warmed me up real fast 💀💀😭

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D1sc3pt t1_iy7lh6k wrote

Your aunt like: If I want one thing to be luxury then it is taking a sheet😂

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Mine_Outrageous t1_iya16b7 wrote

deadass. and im ngl it felt amazing on the cheeks so she has good taste in what she wants😭😭💀

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Razors---Edge t1_iy7j8lp wrote

I don't mean to be "that guy", but there is not 6 billion different ways to wipe your ass.

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OriginalTeo t1_iy7mm95 wrote

I pull my dick and balls with the left hand and wipe with the right hand

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D1sc3pt t1_iy7o95q wrote

Wait. You are wiping to the front and not to the back?=D (no offense)

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Muted-Face3523 t1_iy7qchw wrote

The days when I go heavy duty with sizzlers with all out meat on my plate, i would bring in the big guns the next day with a heavy duty air compressor pump.

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QutieLuvsQuails t1_iy7z02h wrote

I did it standing up for almost 30 years until Dan Le Batard talked about doing it sitting down on his ESPN podcast. Life changing. Especially when you’re pregnant. lol.

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Zeromus88 t1_iy9bg6p wrote

From sitting, grap TP, go up to squatting postion, reach around with non-dominant hand and pull cheek back on that side. Reach around other side with dominant hand, wipe until TP stays white.

And recently ammended, bidet first, and usually just need one wipe to dry.

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avg-v-stvs t1_iy7iwi5 wrote

Similar to ‘ye olde dick twist’ butt with toilet paper and some dude wipes

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