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BillionTonsHyperbole t1_iy8uss6 wrote

The "elves" are and have always been Chinese children in factories. This is an extension of the fact that Santa loves rich kids and hates the poor ones.

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Fake_William_Shatner t1_iy8yyeo wrote

Okay. Makes sense since he’s been giving the kids really crappy presents in my house.

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