Submitted by roguefiftyone t3_z7ytpc in Showerthoughts
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heidismiles t1_iy8u7lh wrote
It's funny watching "Santa's workshop" movies where all the toys are made of wood.
BillionTonsHyperbole t1_iy8uss6 wrote
The "elves" are and have always been Chinese children in factories. This is an extension of the fact that Santa loves rich kids and hates the poor ones.
Old_Army90 t1_iy8vg6a wrote
My parents used to tell me that Santa’s workshop was also a giant warehouse, receiving and delivering packages from major retailers throughout the world.
I’m not sure what I’ll tell my own kid now that Amazon is in the picture.
roguefiftyone OP t1_iy8vz15 wrote
Still a warehouse I guess? That was smart of them
MansfromDaVinci t1_iy8wqzy wrote
kinda easier to believe Santa runs a factory full of robots than makes millions of toys by hand tbh.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_iy8yqgy wrote
“Honey, Santa is now helping Amazon and he’s busting Elves attempts to unionize. Some haven’t peed in 200 years.”
Fake_William_Shatner t1_iy8ytn7 wrote
Year, Where is the injection molding machine?
Fake_William_Shatner t1_iy8yyeo wrote
Okay. Makes sense since he’s been giving the kids really crappy presents in my house.
GenXer1977 t1_iy91zr9 wrote
I always wanted to see a movie where the elves revolt because Santa is trying to get them to make Play Stations when all they know how to do is make wooden toys.
ChainSword20000 t1_iy93ige wrote
The elves are the programmers and maintainers.
PortablePlower t1_iy9f7je wrote
Jeff Bezos is Santa Claus
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