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Showerthoughts_Mod t1_iy3rkb0 wrote

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Wulfle t1_iy3rz6k wrote

Heavy war drums. Make it a chant or a dirge about how big and flaming and spicy your balls are.

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pinkybatson t1_iy70oh1 wrote

What are balls of war? I'm not necessarily a great lyricist but I've been doing it for awhile and I'm willing to take a stab at it.

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thewtfcat OP t1_iy730ux wrote

Do it then

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pinkybatson t1_iy770x3 wrote

I need you to explain what balls of war are first as I don't know what that means, thus I don't know how to use that phrase.

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thewtfcat OP t1_iy7aci3 wrote

They are balls (as in testicles) that are extremely angry and are seeking out wars

And they are made of steel

Does that help? I can’t do a better job explaining it than that..

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pinkybatson t1_iy7cyc2 wrote

Um... Hm. Are they attached to someone and it's a metaphor for that person's masculine identity or are they a separate entity that act completely independent of the rest of a human body? Also, are balls of war / steel meant to be a positive thing, a negative thing, something a little more nuanced? I'm not really understanding what the tone is supposed to be, so I apologize for all the questions.

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Showerthoughts-ModTeam t1_iybmvbg wrote

Personal perspectives, crazy ideas, questions (rhetorical or otherwise) and meta submissions are not showerthoughts.

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