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You know you aren’t that old when you still have “friends that are back in town.”

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Partying on a Wednesday night when you know you have to be around family the next day isn’t something most people do.

Well I guess I’m just fuckin lonely because I have no idea what you’re talking about

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Right because teenagers aren't people and thanksgiving break isnt a thing

You’re* x2.

The first two. Not the third one. Or maybe the third one just for good measure.

I drink alone yeah, with nobody else yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself

what is a non American equivalent of this? we dont celebrate Thanksgiving where I live.

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They most definitely are not.

I’m sure you hung out with all of your cool friends last night lmao

Now every morning just before breakfast

I don’t want no coffee or tea

You know you're getting old when you know you must of done that sort of thing but it's been so long ago you can't remember.

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Im 36 so no i hungout with my dog