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Can confirm, I was one paycheck away from paying off my credit card in full by the time I met my girlfriend, now we are married and I'm still paying it off today.

I mean, if you stole his heart he probably wouldn’t be poor, he would be dead.

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Since someone stole your heart, you probably won't need those kidneys?

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Yes I had a bank account with funding till I met a girl I would marry. Bye bye money hello honey.

And that sweet right lung?