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if you drink it fast enough neither of these things are a problem

Hammers are for hitting nails. Brakes are for stopping or slowing vehicles. Great googly moogly! My mind is permanently blown!

Personal perspectives, crazy ideas, questions (rhetorical or otherwise) and meta submissions are not showerthoughts.