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King_Trujillo t1_j224uzb wrote

I wrote this with my left hand because the virtual bitch slap was sent with the right.

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Ophiomancy_Xaxax OP t1_j2251kw wrote

You sound like one of those ambidextrous guys Also a chronically lying masturbator.

Edit: and/or And I don't approve of slapping anybody, least of all bitches. I call them ladies, but I get it. You're frustrated. But we don't have to take it out on women's faces, do we? I for one stand against beating women, an unpopular opinion at the moment. I'm no hero, just a regular guy deserving of some sort of plaque, maybe.

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Ophiomancy_Xaxax OP t1_j22595i wrote

Oh come on. Who would downvote that

Edit: can even one person explain why they disliked that comment?

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King_Trujillo t1_j22enwd wrote

Everybody

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willengineer4beer t1_j23jqn3 wrote

I wasn’t part of “everybody” until I read the comment asking who would downvote it.

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Ophiomancy_Xaxax OP t1_j26uvq6 wrote

I'm honestly not sure if people don't get the joke or what. I mean, it's not hilarious but it wasn't mean spirited. The guy is typing with his left hand, which is what guys who are jerking off do. How did a hundred people think it was some sex negative anti masturbation thing? This whole thread is insanity.

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