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FlexSmash t1_j248a33 wrote

OP: there are no ambidextrous people, you’re just disabled

OP:You must be a lying chronic masturbator if you say you’re ambidextrous

OP: I am ambidextrous, you nitwit

OP proceeds to get downvoted

OP: ~pikachu face~

Did I get that right?

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Ophiomancy_Xaxax OP t1_j26ycau wrote

Not even close. Ambidextrous people are just people who can use both of the hands they were born with. If you can't use both your hands, that's a problem. Not with the ambidextrous people, with the other people.

If you say you are typing a comment with your left hand because your right hand is busy "slapping", I might make a joke accusing you of being a guy who is actually masturbating and lying about it. Shoot me.

I am not literally denying the existence of ambidextrous people, because I am ambidextrous. But we don't have to call ourselves ambidextrous, because all it means is that our fucking hands work. I don't have a four-syllable label for you because you walk with both legs. That's what I meant by no ambidextrous people, but I've already explained this.

Look, this is exactly what this sub is for. The reason it's even still up is because it aligns with the rules of the sub. That's about all the vindication I need, although it would be nice if even one person was able to understand the comment itself after a reading one of my dozen or so clarifications that went into the ether.

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