Submitted by Mister-guy t3_zylcsn in Showerthoughts
tysons1 t1_j26gyp3 wrote
I just found out today, I am going to die very soon, so, then, I will need to slaughter my parents, pronto.
Mister-guy OP t1_j26h5rt wrote
They’d love that.
[deleted] t1_j26iplf wrote
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nesst4g t1_j26is3s wrote
Imagine creating a job where what you do is to purge the parents of people who's about to die, so they don't hvavae to do it themselves.
Regnymi t1_j26jvx3 wrote
Nooo you shouldn't write this kind of ideas on the internet. Now I'm going to write and publish a book about this wich is going to become a movie.
I might put your username in the credits tho.
nesst4g t1_j2764eh wrote
I guess it's already done, but I have more ideas from where that one came from.
Are_you_blind_sir t1_j27argd wrote
Calm down Kim Jong Un
[deleted] t1_j29gquk wrote
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