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Former-Illustrator97 t1_j26pljx wrote

Lies, my wife wants to die before me so she doesn’t have to die alone.

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incubusimp t1_j28dtg0 wrote

Nah, she’ll shack up with someone else soon enough.

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TBone925 t1_j2bzbfk wrote

damn who hurt you

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incubusimp t1_j2c0sgf wrote

Reality.

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TBone925 t1_j2c2jbx wrote

Theres definitely shit people out there, heartbreak hurts like hell but it gets better with time if you stay focused on yourself and improve

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tysons1 t1_j26gyp3 wrote

I just found out today, I am going to die very soon, so, then, I will need to slaughter my parents, pronto.

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nesst4g t1_j26is3s wrote

Imagine creating a job where what you do is to purge the parents of people who's about to die, so they don't hvavae to do it themselves.

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Regnymi t1_j26jvx3 wrote

Nooo you shouldn't write this kind of ideas on the internet. Now I'm going to write and publish a book about this wich is going to become a movie.

I might put your username in the credits tho.

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nesst4g t1_j2764eh wrote

I guess it's already done, but I have more ideas from where that one came from.

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Pls-fix-thx t1_j27hot3 wrote

This sends me down a sadness spiral thinking about it though.

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ThatCat87 t1_j28jx9j wrote

As a parent and a child who would be lost if not for my Father this is very accurate and depressing.

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