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I just found out today, I am going to die very soon, so, then, I will need to slaughter my parents, pronto.

They’d love that.

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Imagine creating a job where what you do is to purge the parents of people who's about to die, so they don't hvavae to do it themselves.

Nooo you shouldn't write this kind of ideas on the internet. Now I'm going to write and publish a book about this wich is going to become a movie.

I might put your username in the credits tho.

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Lies, my wife wants to die before me so she doesn’t have to die alone.

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I guess it's already done, but I have more ideas from where that one came from.

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Calm down Kim Jong Un

This sends me down a sadness spiral thinking about it though.

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Nah, she’ll shack up with someone else soon enough.

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As a parent and a child who would be lost if not for my Father this is very accurate and depressing.

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damn who hurt you

Reality.

Theres definitely shit people out there, heartbreak hurts like hell but it gets better with time if you stay focused on yourself and improve