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Tap-in-Bogey t1_j254wc1 wrote

The club isn't the best place to find a lover. So the bar is where I go

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vatican_cameos39 t1_j279ina wrote

Me and my friends at the table doing shots, drinking fast and then we talk slow.

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zadagat t1_j27eouf wrote

And you come over and start up a conversation with just me and trust me I'll give it a chance

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Brianprokpo456 t1_j26pt9e wrote

Bruh that's just the same but with lower crowding and music volume.

Statistically, the best place to find such people is where daily interactions are made (work, university, school, groups, etc). So that you ensure enough compatibility, as they share the same ambient and knowledge as you, then you are more qualifiable of making a good life team with them if also love is ensured.

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analog_x700 t1_j271g1p wrote

Wow, someone took that comment seriously… chill out lol

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ummyeahok42 t1_j24jxod wrote

Maybe at a sex club, but a soccer club usually doesn't have the players fucking each other.

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Sufficient_Result558 t1_j24o0lv wrote

What is your source for this claim?

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johnnylongpants1 t1_j26jaby wrote

Years and years of celibate soccer club membership.

My stamp collecting club never seemed to enjoy getting groovy either, and flat out rejected my suggestion of Lingerie Night.

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ThatsCryingOutLoud t1_j24rgtd wrote

Conversely, sex is a networking event for some people for clubs.

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alexsaidno t1_j25mvqt wrote

It might be for you. People go to clubs and network to dance, mingle, or have drinks and listen to music lol

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Riftwalker101 t1_j25zdvt wrote

That's what you tell yourself lol

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Commercial-Dog6773 t1_j291qdq wrote

Anime pfp try to comprehend not being horny (impossible)

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Riftwalker101 t1_j2b17pp wrote

Attacking pfp because you don't have an actual argument and you know it's true. Predicable dog you are 😂

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Commercial-Dog6773 t1_j2b1ep0 wrote

You didn’t make an argument so I don’t have to make an argument back

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Riftwalker101 t1_j2b1oeg wrote

There's no argument needed. I'm just stating the reality of ones agenda when they go to the club... But a dog like you, I don't expect would be able to comprehend that.

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Commercial-Dog6773 t1_j2b2ao7 wrote

Parent comment is stating other reasons why people go to the club, which you would be aware of if you stopped acting like a cartoon parody of a chronically online waifu-cuddling neckbeard and actually went to a club for once in your life.

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Riftwalker101 t1_j2b2kkp wrote

And if you weren't a dog you would be aware that is a facade they put on themselves over their more carnal desire to have sex.

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Erich-Enrik t1_j265uha wrote

For some reason I really wanted to respond to this with “ your mom is a networking event for sex “ because I thought it would be hilarious , but then I thought you might not take it as a joke and become really angry , so at the last moment I decided not too;)

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StijnMerkx t1_j25wcdn wrote

It's all about saying the right order of words to the right person, combined with the right movements, that gets you laid or not.

It's out there, you just have to find it

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PatTheHouseCat t1_j26hsb5 wrote

The year was like 2009. In St. Petersburg Florida. It was closing time at the club, last song in the middle of the dance floor. We screamed “I Believe In a Thing Called Love” in each other’s faces and danced like crazy, but then we both dipped. I still think about you occasionally

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Desperate-Willow239 t1_j2bq9g7 wrote

I maybe a naive idealist but I think its a modern temple to some people.

A place where there is a sense of union, release and separation from drudgeries of reality.

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