Submitted by algoncyorrho t3_zzsyao in Showerthoughts
algoncyorrho OP t1_j2dk58b wrote
Reply to comment by Boobsiclese in The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
It's probably the most common scenario though. Consider that most bodies are embalmed and so their orifices are sealed shut with abundance of tampons/plugs and although there can be leaks , they will stay with the body and never see the light of day
foozballisdevil t1_j2dn5a5 wrote
My son pooped immediately after he passed. I cleaned him up before he went down to the morgue. You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
My former roommate is also now a mortician. She also says you're stupid.
Mrogoth_bauglir t1_j2dr7jt wrote
Sorry for your son
Boobsiclese t1_j2dkozn wrote
When you die your muscles relax. You lose whatever you've been holding, so yes, your bowels empty when you die. If you're constipated at the time you probably retain some though.
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