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I think he meant shit literally.

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Ah yes, I love how this sub gyrates violently between r/Philosophy and r/puns.

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I'm not gay, but David Beckham's ass puts to shame a lot of women's asses.

No it doesnt, the butt it's really important for us, since it's allow us to walk and run on 2 legs

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And my personal favorite, sitting.

It shouldn’t, puns are against the rules. I can only presume this post will soon be history.