Submitted by IPD_Nation t3_10o6w89 in Showerthoughts
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Bogey01 t1_j6dhgh8 wrote
Yeah, short curly's make me stop and think for a second. If it's a long hair, at least I know it came from someone's head.
mykylodge t1_j6cwbnj wrote
Don't remind me! My daughter had waist length hair, I was enjoying a Sunday roast when I detected a persistent tickle in my throat. I decided to investigate the problem with a probing finger and thumb. Eventually I pinched hold of the offending strand, I slowly started to draw it out, I knew I was in for a long haul, I could feel it dragging deep in my stomach.
Three feet of hair festooned with particles of roast potato, lamb and peas.
Shreddersson t1_j6d0dqz wrote
Nooooooooo
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Braxist t1_j6cwrn6 wrote
knowing there are a lot of short ones you don't find is worse
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SpartaGoose t1_j6d5fwq wrote
If I'll find my gf's long hair in a food it's not that much of a problem to if I would find short cat's hair.
controllrevival t1_j6djwuk wrote
Honestly doesn’t bother me, you know how many gross microbes you swallow daily, oozing and crawling on your face and tongue and secreting stuff…just stay healthy and don’t think about germs , wash your hands before eating or touching your face, that’s all you can really do
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Nullcaller t1_j6fr0eg wrote
At some point the hair just doesn't end, and you discover that your food was all one single hair all along
[deleted] t1_j6cu3ii wrote
I don't know man. If I suspect it's a pube I'd have to drink ipecac to get over it, and pubes are not long compared to head hair.