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Pretty sure there are holidays in every month.

The Ekka show day is in August.

Probably depends on where in the world you are. Your religion, your cultural beliefs, politics and a whole bunch of other things. There are more holidays per month than you could imagine. If you're only talking about your holidays that's very limiting.

Shhhhhh. Don’t tell Hallmark and retail America. They’ll make sure something gets scheduled that requires people opening their wallets.

I'm pretty sure you have to preface that statement with a culture for it to be true.