Submitted by TheMostHumbleSavant t3_10m9paw in Showerthoughts
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Not even close to original, so lazy of a post, they've made movies about this exact thing.
Well damn I wish I had a definitive date so I could just stop giving a fuck π
Ah, don't worry - we got this! We have a team of super-smart Rytr AI writers working hard to come up with the perfect story to save the day. We just need a few more minutes and then you'll be safe from the impending doom...phew!
We need Kurt Russell. He's our only hope.
I'd like to go find it and paint a giant smiley fave on it. Future people would be super confused when it came
you post memes made by other people your opinion on literally anything is irrelevent lol
You violate rule 1 and 3 with your joke of a post.
I thought of it. It's original. Lots of people have similar ideas as it turns out, but you're a torpid lugubrious dolt of an individual and you have my pity
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Someone said this is fear mongering lol. If this post scares you go wrap yourself in a blanket and go cuddle up to your mommy. This is an inevitable part of reality just like death and taxes.
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And to think that I was upset about the ginger ale/Sprite-7up issue.
I thought that Bruce Willis would handle it.
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Just have to keep the elevator music playing
Cut the cables ...
No, that's not what a cute one would say
Youβre one of those Reddit edge lords my mommy warned me about
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Homie just cried out for freedom in the one of the only shafts they know.
It's only menacing to me if I die before it gets here. If it is the reason I die, I won't have to go alone this time... Could turn out to be a win π€·π»ββοΈ
You're one step closer to being a reddit mod. Keep shooting for the stars champ
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It's not 100% certain. There's a chance the Earth will live it's days without extinction level asteroid hitting it until the expanding Sun destroys it.
October 23, 2026. Donβt ask how I know. I just do.
what u mean this time? how many times u died?
It is not 100 hundred percent sure. It is possible that earth does not experience another extinction level asteroid before the end of Sun's life cycle. And if there is an asteroid that will hit us in about a billion years from now, it isn't that menacing because we have much more to worry about in that time.
And also, how is this a shower thought?
Just the once so far. Coulda gone better
Why so curious Batman? Yeah, fr.
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