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wes00mertes t1_j66zk1v wrote

Yeah but he’s not all that nimble. He later fell down and broke his crown. And that was before the whole beanstalk incident…

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TruthOf42 t1_j66zmi8 wrote

There's a cocomelon song where Jack keeps jumping over more and more things, such as a camper van, a mountain. The. It starts getting crazy. He jumps over the sun, which makes little sense based on gravity, and then he jumps over "everything". I don't know how that works without him "jumping" into another universe, or becoming a god.

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D3monVolt t1_j67ngkb wrote

But wouldn't jumping into another universe to overcome everything also include it into everything?

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balrus-balrogwalrus t1_j6839nl wrote

Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner, and said "Tyrannosaurus rex was a scavenger"

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ranma_one_half t1_j682fiq wrote

Nobody cares what a cow did. There's no cow scientific journals but jack jumping that stick?
That was in the record books for quite a while until nick jumped three

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Revolutionary_Lead28 t1_j67quht wrote

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, eating a Horner pie. He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum, and said what a good boy am I.

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pimp_juice2272 t1_j6aw03k wrote

The cow just jumped over the reflection of the moon in the river and the dishes floated down the river aka ran away

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