Wrong. Most spiders would win because humans would rather concede than bite a spider.

I guess spiders are no match for humans when it comes to bite-fights, but don't forget that spiders can still spin webs faster than us!

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There's no chancd that I'm letting any spider get close to my soft warm lips filled with blood that's sensetive to spider venom!

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