Submitted by magical_healing t3_110j6b8 in UpliftingNews
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cvndrvn t1_j89rim8 wrote
America, fuck ya! Time to save the mother fuckin day ya!
SneedyK t1_j89t1u8 wrote
If we liberate this lithium we’ll all feel better about liberating the oil next
SilverNicktail t1_j8a1m5b wrote
I mean I know you're joking but there's no way in a million years. Aside from the US already having a lithium mine in Nevada, India has more than a billion people, and China and Russia would *definitely* come to its aid in that case. It would be bloody and awful, and then America would lose really really hard.
LycanHD t1_j8ei10f wrote
NATO
SilverNicktail t1_j8f98vu wrote
Is a defensive treaty and doesn't apply to invasions, lol
makelo06 t1_j8b028l wrote
With the density of their population, bombings would be much more effective. Also, population =/= strength. Vietnam had a large number advantage, yet still lost 10 soldiers for every American killed (not even including civilian casualties). Their training is also historically terrible, along with Indian, Chinese, and Russian technology. It would be bloody, but not for the US.
SilverNicktail t1_j8b3mfp wrote
> Also, population =/= strength. Vietnam had a large number advantage, yet still lost 10 soldiers for every American killed (not even including civilian casualties).
And remind me, who won that war?
> It would be bloody, but not for the US.
I didn't specify US deaths, I said they'd lose. I have this nasty habit of caring about innocent deaths no matter where they're from. You, on the other hand, appear to be starting from the position of mass-bombing civilians.
You know.....war crimes....
Brainlet- t1_j8c8kzf wrote
America: gets nuked
Americans: stare retardedly
ZeStupidPotato t1_j8hzdhi wrote
Yo sit the fuck down Steiner
You are 80 years too late
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Vesalii t1_j8alyer wrote
Some folks are born made to wave the flag o7
yarrpirates t1_j8d238c wrote
India has nukes, my man.
stusthrowaway t1_j8d96tr wrote
I blame Gandhi.
Flaconsblew283lead t1_j8dvv9b wrote
Which one? Indria?
ZeStupidPotato t1_j8hz5t6 wrote
The one with laser red eyes
FriendRaven1 t1_j8ca3ya wrote
"Iiireeene!"
chickencheesedosa t1_j8cr553 wrote
To we’re playing that song in the mess here too join us!
Shitty joke
ComradeH_VIE t1_j899c77 wrote
Wasn't there a coup in Bolovia some time recently? One that coincide with half of the world's reserve of lithium being there, and the country wants to nationalise the mines.
I don't see this as a good news for India, to be honest.
peter-doubt t1_j89bs1l wrote
Lithium is #3 on the periodic table.. it's plentiful, but almost always in a chemical compound with other elements.
The biggest reason nobody knew about it is that nobody looked. The salt flats of western US have it, but how to extract it from compounds is usually the issue
knowtoomuchtobehappy t1_j8c3ihv wrote
Our constitution is pretty coup proof. We've never had a coup. Our armed forces defend Our constitution, not the government.
Moist_Natural_6868 t1_j8ba65g wrote
India is not Bolivia.
Physical_Average_793 t1_j8bbhdv wrote
Very good
In other news Guatemala is not Angola
tandemxylophone t1_j8b13kr wrote
Yes, and the British government supported the facist government to oust the dude who was democratically elected. Because he wanted to Nationalize the Nation's resources.
jsmith_92 t1_j8ieq3l wrote
Sounds like quantum of solace
notevensorrybro t1_j89jfy9 wrote
Horrible news.. how is this uplifting?
SilverNicktail t1_j8a1x7n wrote
....Because the world needs more lithium, and India's currently engaged in large infrastructure changes, and the benefits of this resource should be pretty obvious?
ComradeH_VIE t1_j8b3y1q wrote
You arr assuming the "world" would play it fair and square. But why should they?
shawnwasim t1_j8bmz9t wrote
Because india has actual weapons of mass destruction
SilverNicktail t1_j8ckcxi wrote
Because lithium is an incredibly abundant resource that we just haven't bothered mining at the scale we need?
Madmax1245 t1_j8adhl2 wrote
Catch 22 isn’t it. We need it but at the same time it’s gonna screw with the enviroment
da1rv t1_j8cx0ej wrote
Frankly, not particularly fond of the discovery. The region is a quite beautiful place in the Himalayas leaving a scar should be criminal.
amoral_ponder t1_j8ck9d0 wrote
I'm sure they will mine them in an amazingly environmentally responsible manner which will not exploit anyone :)
caiman141 t1_j8czwkn wrote
This is far from uplifting. This is going to be enviromental disaster at best.
BSDC t1_j896x5x wrote
dude shhh, america might hear about this
SilverNicktail t1_j8a1rl9 wrote
Seems like most of the comments are this - do people think the US doesn't have lithium?
ComradeH_VIE t1_j8b427n wrote
Why should the US dig up their lithium, which is always dirty, when they can always do the digging elsewhere?
Nijajjuiy88 t1_j8csnbh wrote
Also if you have nuke, then America would look away. Case in point being North Korea which is mineral rich.
Moist_Natural_6868 t1_j8babez wrote
They don't have 5.9 million tonnes of Lithium.
SilverNicktail t1_j8ckqcp wrote
USGS estimates of total lithium deposits in the USA are above 6 million tonnes. So....yeah, they do.
Ristler t1_j8cuhxn wrote
”How is thiS uplifting!?” - While driving a Tesla ’saving’ the world.
lanc3rz3r0 t1_j8cdgy1 wrote
... how is this good news?
witriolic t1_j8cwmwa wrote
Ok I get the joke, but really, do people here think the USA can invade the country with the largest population in the world, which has one of the largest standing armies in the world, AND which has nukes? We saw how well the US sent has fared in our neighborhood (Afghanistan and Vietnam -which is a little further) and we're massive compared to those two...
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jbsgc99 t1_j8ax1do wrote
Nirvana enters the chat
dx-e t1_j8c6iam wrote
Have we bombed them yet?
A-Delonix-Regia t1_j8cab8u wrote
Nah but one of your companies gassed an entire city with a poorly maintained pesticide factory.
CryptoYaar t1_j8cr36s wrote
You're talking about East Palestine gas train accident?
Nijajjuiy88 t1_j8csok0 wrote
Bhopal gas leak, I dont know about East Palestine in India.
A-Delonix-Regia t1_j8ctl1f wrote
What? No! That was a train in the Middle East USA. I am talking about a pesticide factory in India.
CryptoYaar t1_j8d1ehk wrote
Lol! I made the same mistake when I read East Palestine name and thought it was Middle East.
Can you elaborate on the pesticide factory?
A-Delonix-Regia t1_j8d44ji wrote
Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhopal_disaster
TLDR: There is an American chemicals company called Union Carbide, and they had a pesticide factory in Bhopal, India (around the geographical centre of India).
In December 1984, a storage tank at the factory, storing methyl isocyanate (a toxic gas) leaked due to a water leak into the tank (the gas reacts with water and causes a large increase in gas pressure), and the pressure broke the tank and all the gas leaked out. There were three safety devices installed to prevent this sort of problem, and all three were not working due to poor maintenance.
The gas leaked out to the nearby neighbourhoods, injuring more than 500,000 people. About 8,000 died within two weeks (another 8,000 are believed to have died years later due to long-term illnesses from the poisoning).
Union Carbide claims that it was sabotage by an employee, but there is no conclusive evidence whether it happened on its own or because of sabotage. But, Union Carbide had poorly maintained safety systems which could have stopped sabotage if they were properly maintained and functioning.
CryptoYaar t1_j8d4t6e wrote
Good God, this is disturbing and disgusting.
Thank you for sharing. I am going to do some more research on it for myself.
DamnBunny t1_j8d0ipr wrote
I could use some anti-depressants.
BOOMDIGIDYable t1_j8fbfgk wrote
The people that don’t deserve to suffer from this are going to suffer.
blacklaagger t1_j8hrnj9 wrote
Aaaaand we're gonna make batteries out of salt now.
revvyphennex t1_j8uf3z8 wrote
Don’t tell this to America. They will bring democracy and freedom to India
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Tired_But_Scrappy t1_j8coveu wrote
Oh those poor bastards. They are gonna get some "liberty".
staplebench t1_j89jfov wrote
Sounds like the United States needs to go spread some freedom
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DancingCumFilledBoob t1_j8ad93x wrote
Having nukes ensures no NATO freedom campaign.
catpone t1_j89dprt wrote
Choppers running, Fortunate Son playing, Freedom delivery is on the way.