Submitted by yellayahmar t3_118ntfr in UpliftingNews
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CaptainObvious t1_j9ie3z1 wrote
You aren't dead until you are warm and dead.
danteheehaw t1_j9jie0x wrote
Sounds like the defense of a necrophiliac
redheadedalex t1_j9l68hv wrote
It's something said in EMS and rescue often.
mustard_is_delicious t1_j9ljvgu wrote
Also in the movie princess bride
chugonthis t1_j9iwq9q wrote
Maybe Mr Burns used his wealth to save him
Devi1_May_Cry t1_j9jd0i0 wrote
Well, he's Canadian, so: "I need 20 CCs of poutine, STAT!"
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LiosIsHere t1_j9j4gg8 wrote
No pulse, but 3 hours of CPR, so the blood was still pumping. His circulation stopped for 5 minutes, while he was in the pool.