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Advertising for Heinz? Not very "uplifiting."

Sorry, I never can tell

I don’t find this constant spamming of Heinz advertisement particularly uplifting.

They’re not doing it to throw this guy a bone, they’re doing it to get trending and sell more.

Paywalls and advertising aside, the truly terrifying takeaway is: Run, hide, it matters not; Heinz will find you.

I, for one, welcome our condiment shilling overlords and look forward to their tasty reign.