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FLYSWATTER_93 t1_jb6vukk wrote

Update: the clam killed 7 people

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Atiggerx33 t1_jb7ot9r wrote

Update: The clam eluded the police and remains at large.

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williamsonny t1_jb81fi9 wrote

Update: apprehended but won’t say anything.

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ballrus_walsack t1_jb87go2 wrote

Last words heard: “laces out!”

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Lilyetter t1_jb8eetq wrote

The tip of a shoelace is called an Aglet. The more you know

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C0nstructer t1_jb9no5m wrote

"The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!" - Question

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