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Mysteriousdeer t1_irbw7qa wrote

The Greenland shark is the funniest apex predator. I may have a weird sense of humor, but the fact it has a 1.6 mph top speed, which many land animals whether they be marine or not, can outpace.

The prey it chases is more often eaten while it sleeps, or they just don't know how this shark hunts.

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Asparagus-Cat t1_ircp4re wrote

I think that's slow enough that even sloths can outswim them. Sloths.

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Mysteriousdeer t1_ircq0n0 wrote

Seals are its primary diet. Again, think about that... how the hell does the seal get caught?

"Oh fuck it got me... I deserve this"

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