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pyrohydrosmok t1_ivihhl5 wrote

>After the announcement of the jail complex’s closure by 2027, city officials have been devising a comprehensive plan to transform Rikers Island into a citywide green energy hub.

No longer a "Jail", Riker's Island will simply funnel inmates in to one of several reactors where they will be turned in to clean energy in lieu of imprisonment.

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sg3niner t1_ivijtpn wrote

Green energy...

SOYLENT Green energy.

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