Submitted by JediMasterBuddha t3_ypb3yp in UpliftingNews
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pyrohydrosmok t1_ivihhl5 wrote
>After the announcement of the jail complex’s closure by 2027, city officials have been devising a comprehensive plan to transform Rikers Island into a citywide green energy hub.
No longer a "Jail", Riker's Island will simply funnel inmates in to one of several reactors where they will be turned in to clean energy in lieu of imprisonment.
sg3niner t1_ivijtpn wrote
Green energy...
SOYLENT Green energy.
highr_primate t1_ivimjrf wrote
That. I can get behindz
[deleted] t1_ivjz8g4 wrote
Yuri’s reactor in real life
pyrohydrosmok t1_ivjzixp wrote
This guy Commands and Conquers
LGZee t1_ivn4pk8 wrote
Everyone wins! Yay!
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