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UncertainMorale t1_ivpbivq wrote

It's all good until we have a giant mutant worm breaking down large buildings with it's saliva.

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sageking14 t1_iwcjsg7 wrote

That sounds amazing though. You could heavily cut down on the costs and destruction caused by demolishing run down buildings.

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[deleted] t1_ivo3q0u wrote

Aliens meeting humans for the first time:

Yo, we scanned your planet and your place is full of microplastics, that shit is not good, people”

Earthling ambassador: no it’s allright, as soon as we can make It profitable, we’ll start making the worms spit on it.

Aliens: … aight… we gotta, uh, ”fake ring sound obviously made by alien” oh shit hi grandma! Oh grandpa is sick? In the hospital? I’ll be right there!

Sorry dude we’ll come by another day to visit you, good luck with the worms and stuff!

(Muffled whispers) get the fuck outta here man they are insane. Yes, just like the gorbians over in the andromeda galaxy. I’ll put it all in the report now fucking step on it yo.

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NE_Pats_Fan t1_ivpsl8r wrote

I’ve heard of things that they say eat plastic but what comes out the other end? Plastic?

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Madmax1245 t1_ivpvs9d wrote

Into what?!?!? This means nothing if it just breaks it down into smaller nano plastics

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H1ld3gunst t1_iw22mpz wrote

Nano Plastics are just carbon atoms. Ita only Microplastics that are a problem.

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