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Shenanigamii t1_ivw35q6 wrote
Must have had a discount of wedding cakes.
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Shenanigamii t1_ivw5spk wrote
I had to look up rule number 1, which is the only rule apparently. It's not to my tastes, but it's sweet...and I'm sure they will have a fruitful marriage.
Reddit-username_here t1_ivw6m69 wrote
But those appliances are coming from Aldi's, so they won't last long.
MelancholyMushroom t1_ivwav0b wrote
This doesn’t feel uplifting... I’m more depressed now.
Jeggasyn t1_ivwbjpr wrote
The groceries are from Aldi too 😥
Janrow2020 t1_ivwbl45 wrote
How cute! Many happy returns…..
imhere4themcomments t1_ivwcgm4 wrote
Be FRUITFUL and multiply!
justabill71 t1_ivwclvp wrote
My groceries never last long, either.
felipe_the_dog t1_ivwd6g2 wrote
Do they have good produce at Aldi? Because I was just thinking today that my local Stop & Shop may have the worst produce on earth.
RedonkulusHomunculus t1_ivwgvdy wrote
It depends on how much the manager(s) give a shit about handling it properly, but by and large, yes.
RedonkulusHomunculus t1_ivwh0tn wrote
My stand mixer is going strong after 4 years.
My MIL still uses her personal blender.
MakesMyHeadHurt t1_ivwnx5y wrote
Most things are actually pretty good at ours. They just don't have as many products to choose from.
will4623 t1_ivwp0z1 wrote
Aka you aren't lost for half an hour looking for diapers.
MongolianMango t1_ivwqnsa wrote
This is amazing. Love how supportive the Aldi's is.
Vonterribad t1_ivws4gz wrote
I love Aldi, my wife converted me. The produce is one of their weaker aspects, but it might depend on country as well.
QuandaryOfRed t1_ivwsybr wrote
Hey, good for them. They found some bliss in this world. It may be a non-traditional place, but who cares. You do you.
ChesapeakeWaters t1_ivwuxc8 wrote
Aldi is awesome but their produce is horrible at least for the 2 nearest to me.
_Blackstar t1_ivwv292 wrote
How DARE you imply that other peoples' idea of happiness is equal to my own? Especially when my idea of the perfect wedding is in a VERY Christian church, surrounded be equally conservative people who are also all straight, white, and share the same ideas on what creates true happiness? To deviate from this extremely narrow-minded idea is blasphemous!
/s if it wasn't obvious
SeaWitchK t1_ivwvfz1 wrote
thank you for the laugh, friend!
_Blackstar t1_ivwvsnc wrote
Yay friends!
two_hours_east t1_ivwwunf wrote
My Aldi has consistently good produce. Certain things like strawberries and cucumbers seem to spoil quickly, but that seems to be true of other store's produce too. Lately I've found the overall quality of produce to be lacking across multiple grocery chains tho. I'm assuming supply chain issues.
The bigger issue with Aldi's produce is that you usually can't buy just one lemon or something because they're sold in bags. So you aren't getting to handpick and you might have to buy more than you will use. I've just started freezing my extra lemons and repackaging certain items into glass containers when I put groceries away.
SeaWitchK t1_ivwxekt wrote
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BogusNL t1_ivx0otk wrote
In Europe the aldi stuff is actually pretty decent.
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Edwardc4gg t1_ivx1z7v wrote
There’s the truth and holy fuck I’d have done the same.
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coldpizza87 t1_ivx3bsx wrote
I like Aldi but I would not go there for produce lol
awfulOz t1_ivx3sq3 wrote
Around me anyway the produce used to suck, now not so much. The prices are fantastic, but the quality isn’t quite amazing. Some things are still great though.
dawgtilidie t1_ivx56ys wrote
I laugh at this but I’m definitely not above getting married at Costco, I love it there so props to the happy couple!
Knillawafer98 t1_ivx7aug wrote
why is this uplifting
sabahorn t1_ivx7e00 wrote
No is not :D. Has one of the worst reputations.
GMN123 t1_ivx8ic3 wrote
It's low risk though, they have a great return policy
Fantastic05 t1_ivxa3t3 wrote
Free groceries for a couple for a year is prob at most $5,200 worth of groceries. So I guess not a bad deal
McVicar117 t1_ivxdrph wrote
They spent their honeymoon browsing all the kick knacks in the middle aisle.
mark-haus t1_ivxf8dk wrote
Not with that attitude
KCfaninLA t1_ivxgrxb wrote
I'd like to think it means they get to walk in and take whatever they want for a year, like "Bitch I own this place... temporarily." But they're probably just given a giant coupon book for the essentials, or maybe a straight check/visa gift cards.
RoaringFlameCat t1_ivxi6y5 wrote
I bet the Aldi was still open for business.
residentdunce t1_ivxioax wrote
I totally get this! My partner and I have special places that probably sound totally mundane to most people, and a supermarket we frequent regularly might be one of them. Not sure I'd get married in one though, lol!
Edit: grammar
USMNT_superfan t1_ivxiyan wrote
I heard that night they also consummated the wedding in the aisle as well.
onkel_Kaos t1_ivxlnro wrote
It could also belong to wholesome subreddits. Adorable.
linguistca t1_ivxn9h3 wrote
Beforehand, did he break in to rescue her in there while she was giving birth one night? 😅
manowtf t1_ivxnkbp wrote
Aldi guarantees are longer than other retail outlets.
IkeaIsLegendary t1_ivxnqza wrote
That's pretty sad imo, but at the end of the day it's their life not mine... They can do what they please, and if that's where they would like their special day to be, all power to them :)
Shenanigamii t1_ivxo1uc wrote
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Vinstaal0 t1_ivxp5z4 wrote
I went to the Aldi for my vynl player since the bigbrands didn’t have any good once
EddieLobster t1_ivxr5dp wrote
At least the didn’t get married in the horse meat aisle.
Fuzakenaideyo t1_ivxt0i1 wrote
I hope they did it like that Randal Park indie show set in an ikea as in they didn't get permission
SexandCinnamonbuns t1_ivy1cp4 wrote
Not gonna lie, I do love me some ALDIs
CrunchyCds t1_ivy2vxc wrote
It may sound silly but I love hearing unconventional weddings like this because you know the bride and groom did exactly what they wanted for their special day without family pressure.
I went to one super Catholic wedding once and the bride and groom looked miserable the whole time. Afterwards my partner joked, it felt like it was Jesus' special day and the couple was just invited. Point is have your dream wedding.
... Don't let family pressure you, do what you want.
browtfareyoudoing t1_ivy3kch wrote
Now kith
browtfareyoudoing t1_ivy3l4d wrote
Thanks, Obama 😤
SeaWitchK t1_ivy3p1v wrote
I just laughed out loud at my desk. Thank you!
browtfareyoudoing t1_ivy409z wrote
I just love love, man.
Johnny_Venus t1_ivy7yv1 wrote
They won a contest so it's all a show. Pretty sure they can have a "real" wedding after lol
Cultivat_ed t1_ivycnxu wrote
So this is just an ad, right?
Kinsei01 t1_ivyczp0 wrote
My trimmer is still running good at almost 5 years at use a couple times a week. Only had to grease it up once.
candycoatedshovel t1_ivykvsk wrote
“Oh no..I need to get oranges. Can I just squeeze by? Oh..they’re saying their vows..no no, please continue. I’ll just get my fruit somewhere else. Um, congrats!”
jazzman23uk t1_ivyqirh wrote
As a professional choral singer, if I were to ever get married it would unfortunately have to be in a church because the reverb in Aldi is shocking, and pipe organs are very rare. Also, the other customers look at you weird if you start singing.
prem_fraiche t1_ivz81dy wrote
Stupid ad
groovygirl858 OP t1_ivzpx3p wrote
It's a contest that serves as a marketing tool. But it's still awesome for the couple to win.
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Cultivat_ed t1_iw00efn wrote
Seems kind of dystopic tbh.
commando_boner t1_iw094iz wrote
Honeymoon in the meat isle, amirite?
Either_Cobbler9303 t1_iw0hj9o wrote
Right? Like can't afford a venue?
MelancholyMushroom t1_iw0q09e wrote
No not even that… even if they had it in their backyard, or a park. Just, why a grocery store? Why bask in centering an out of the ordinary and memorable day around such a mundane task?
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