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MikeyThaKid t1_ixmj09v wrote
“Party”
Alarid t1_ixnj079 wrote
"weed"
KorgX3 t1_ixmiu8p wrote
"I want 105 cards."
/receives 1200
"You motherfuckers just don't get it, do you?"
farklespanktastic t1_ixml4nh wrote
"Great, now my birthday party is ruined!"
zipykido t1_ixmprir wrote
"Dammit, now I need to stay alive for another 1095 years."
yellow_retirement39 t1_ixu9jjy wrote
She really seems overwhelmed after receiving more than she wanted
I-Kant-Even t1_ixm9iwm wrote
Will there be a second birthday party at 105?
EloquentEvergreen t1_ixmgpxo wrote
105? She doesn’t look a day past 104. I’m sure she has plenty more 105 birthdays left in her! I mean, heck, my last girlfriend turned 29 for ten years in a row!
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NoWayNotThisAgain t1_ixoi8p0 wrote
Seems like she’s about 104 years too late for a first birthday
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Cerwen5 t1_ixm59ec wrote
How many does she want for her second birthday at 105?