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TaiDavis t1_iyn7dq3 wrote

He was actually there?

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meow421meow t1_iynmv4w wrote

Lol I pictured the tortoise with a helmet and bayonet. Victory!!

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JustinStraughan t1_iyooia6 wrote

Yeah. He even has an Instagram. TortoiseWithThumbs.

(He does not. This is my tort’s. I just simply saw a good way to plug it)

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TaiDavis t1_iyos9n8 wrote

Would went if I was still on Instagram

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mkanoap t1_iz2w76t wrote

They were a world wars. Anywhere in the world, you were within a few thousand miles of a conflict. Give or take a few thousand.

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meow421meow t1_iynmnv8 wrote

That’s a lot of living! It’s amazing how long tortoises live.

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SpakenBacon t1_iyos7md wrote

He experienced 'shell shock.'

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lastskudbook t1_iyp98nn wrote

There’s a common element to all of those things and it’s the bloody tortoise isn’t it!

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[deleted] t1_iyp29ga wrote

So he also saw the German Empire, Ottoman Empire, the Japanese Empire, the Autro-Hungarian Empire, and many others

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TCadd81 t1_iype0oi wrote

He is hanging on for the third world war

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atre324 t1_iyp0rg3 wrote

It’s my understanding Jonathan is something of a celebrity on St Helena

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francisdavey t1_iypnvem wrote

Jokes on him. He is still on British colonial territory.

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PratDesigns t1_iyr1g52 wrote

And now it's time to announce the Legendary Dragon Warrior!

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Tjomek t1_iypbz6f wrote

Plot twist: its called Elisabeth

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