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isecore t1_iz9x6pm wrote

Reply to comment by infinityetc in A new writer tweeted about a low book signing turnout, and famous authors commiserated by AmethystOrator

I wanna be a race-car passenger. You know, just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? Why you gotta drive so fast? Man, you really like Tide!

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hkzqgfswavvukwsw t1_iza7g9o wrote

I have never said 'Oh, here comes a frog.' in a horrified manner. It's always optimistic. Like 'Here comes a frog, i hope it will settle near me, and i can pet him. and put him in a mayonnaise jar. with a stick and a leaf. to simulate what he is used to.'

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Toxikfoxx t1_izaud2n wrote

Rice is great if you're really hungy and want to eat two thousand of something.

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_JD_48 t1_izbnyip wrote

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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