Submitted by AmethystOrator t3_zgf3x6 in UpliftingNews
Vakr_Skye t1_izgrnih wrote
Scotland's National Animal
pizzacatstattoos t1_izgvw0g wrote
They're Rampant you might say! i'll show myself out...
Adorable-Ad-3223 t1_izhz7aa wrote
... Reddit didnt have enough heraldry and vexillology jokes. Now it has 1 and it feels overburdened with them. Well done.
YukariYakum0 t1_izh1a6h wrote
Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland.
id2d t1_izgykif wrote
Which shows why these officials are fools!!!
It's not the national animal for sweet reasons.
They wanted an animal that was known to be so dangerous it would f*** up a lion - the national animal of England.
In ye-olde times they didn't think the Unicorn horn was for fun. Basically it was to murder everyone and thing it came across.
Gremlinintheengine t1_izhi3rd wrote
Ya it's a horse with a Sword on its head!
kouteki t1_izipmbl wrote
Since swordfish is a thing, I feel they dropped the ball when the chose the name unicorn
Sketti_n_butter t1_izizq6c wrote
Sword Horse
Primordial_Snake t1_iziick5 wrote
Once again modern storytelling misses the point and ignores the brutality of Ancien tales
Green-Cat t1_izl2l73 wrote
"The lion and the unicorn
Fought about the crown.
The lion beat the unicorn
All around the town."
Children's songs are brutal.
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