Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments

RebbyRose t1_j151imo wrote

Reply to comment by Tankeverket in A supercomputer is predicting brain bleeds in intensive care patients before they happen by Sariel007

Lmfao, imagine scrambling, slippin, knocking shit down trying to get to the ER. Lmfao

421

fliberdygibits t1_j153lbl wrote

.....tripping and hitting your head in the process.

453

Tattycakes t1_j15zfml wrote

"Ohhh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"

10

Husbandaru t1_j15iwmh wrote

Text OK to dispatch an ambulance to your residence.

49

RebbyRose t1_j15nl2t wrote

This feature was added in an update after many fatal accidents lmao

21

Husbandaru t1_j15o1v8 wrote

“Confirming your health insurance. Health insurance is up to date. Dispatching ambulance. Your copay will be $120.”

25

xzmlnf t1_j163bpk wrote

"Health insurance claim is denied. Ambulance has stopped.. to resume services, please transfer 1500$ to the hospital."

21

Husbandaru t1_j163kge wrote

“Error code: 04. Health insurance is out of date or the service is not covered. We cannot process your request at this time.”

9

xzmlnf t1_j1649f5 wrote

"The person having dying of a stroke desperately trying to enter their correct insurance number for the third time with only 1 hand.."

10

Medicp3009 t1_j17ntuf wrote

Ambulances are way more expensive than that. In NJ if a BLS ambulance takes you it’s around 1500. If the paramedics show up and apply 4 stickers read your ekg and get your VS it’s 10k. Here is the kicker. The paramedics can triage the patient back to the basic emts because they weren’t needed and there was no life threat.

Volunteers are the worst culprit of having the paramedics come “check them out” basically because they are inept.

1

Pupgradek9 t1_j17ejag wrote

In the US "an ambulance is on the way and we've calculated the trip to your location to cost $800. Text Stop to cancel your ambulance"

Plus then you'd be slapped with the ambulance cancelation fee. 799 bucks.

3