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SCROTOCTUS t1_j96cipx wrote

"Remains?! REMAINS?! I'll show you remains you insignificant mammalian blip in history! I was here before time existed as a concept! I am a doorway to the fury of the Earth! I have blanketed the land with ash and devastation beyond the horizon. Your frail assertions cannot begin to define my being!"

Blows up again.

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phonofloss t1_j96d9yt wrote

> I am a doorway to the fury of the Earth!

What a great phrase! What a great volcano.

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quartzyquirky t1_j977ae4 wrote

The outrage!

Apologies on behalf of this halfwit, dear Mountain Goddess. We accept your greatness. Please calm down and and don’t blow up on us again.

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Me-Here-Now t1_j98hpeh wrote

Dearest Beautiful Mountain, We tiny mere mortals can arrange a sacrifice, if it would please you and persuade you to not blow your top again. I'm pretty sure u/PrettyDryPerry is available. Sincerly, All of us.

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TasteMessage t1_j98c7mt wrote

So stunning with snow! I’ve only flown over it during the summer so to see this view with snow is pretty neat. 🤩

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