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pnwcatman420 t1_iqpxnq3 wrote

Tiffany Smiley tries to pass herself off as a moderate, but the truth is she is a MAGA fascist, and if she was elected would be a hard right senator who would side with people like Ted Cruz Mitch Mc Turtle and most of all Trump and would vote to strip women gays and minorities of their rights.

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DumbCoyotePup t1_iqsglak wrote

Every ad for Smiley always sounds like,

"Hi there, do you hate Murray? Because I've been stewing about it for years. Long enough to realize I wanted a slice of the pie--i mean I want to contribute to ...society. Yeah! Washington! Our home state with green..trees..and...I'm PRO L I F E AND PRO FAMILY! I'm gonna fight for youuuuuu 💕😘 Vote Smiley for Smiles all arounddd the souuuundd."

Even though she's going to be like every politician and make the state worse for the us proletariat working people

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Methulhu t1_iqt31i4 wrote

You forgot the part where her blind husband jumps in with "don't forget about me!"

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zippyboy t1_iqtuo4j wrote

The part where her blind husband is watching football on the couch, and speaks up with complaints of how beer prices have risen.

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