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DumbCoyotePup t1_iqsglak wrote

Reply to comment by pnwcatman420 in WA Senate candidate Tiffany Smiley criticizes Seattle Times, Starbucks, Seahawks by matchettehdl

Every ad for Smiley always sounds like,

"Hi there, do you hate Murray? Because I've been stewing about it for years. Long enough to realize I wanted a slice of the pie--i mean I want to contribute to ...society. Yeah! Washington! Our home state with green..trees..and...I'm PRO L I F E AND PRO FAMILY! I'm gonna fight for youuuuuu 💕😘 Vote Smiley for Smiles all arounddd the souuuundd."

Even though she's going to be like every politician and make the state worse for the us proletariat working people

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Methulhu t1_iqt31i4 wrote

You forgot the part where her blind husband jumps in with "don't forget about me!"

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zippyboy t1_iqtuo4j wrote

The part where her blind husband is watching football on the couch, and speaks up with complaints of how beer prices have risen.

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