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hey_ross t1_irrxp8g wrote

If history is our guide, we need a local news crew and an irresponsible amount of explosives, only way to remove a whale from a PNW beach…

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irnenginer t1_irtfqte wrote

I just read a story that explosives were washing up on Oregon beaches. I think we all can agree we have a solution to both problems.

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AtomicRPM t1_irtrcn0 wrote

yeah the mess that made! hilarious to watch. especially the aftermath.

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overdressedunderpaid t1_is6t5tv wrote

So, my dad thought this was just the greatest, funniest thing in the world and we still have his original VHS recording of the exploding whale news segment somewhere. It’s whispered about as a family anecdote to this day.

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paints_cats t1_irs3qh2 wrote

I saw a dead humpback whale calf on Ruby Beach almost exactly 4 years ago... my group also commented that it wasn't smelly at all, until we were slightly downwind of it. Then it was... quite smelly.

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danskiez t1_iruzj4n wrote

I saw a dead beached whale in SoCal probably almost 10 years ago now. We didn’t stay long because of the smell. Omg that was horrendous. And there were people in the water with the whale so they could touch it I guess. I imagine the smell seeped into their clothes too. (It was a beached whale but it was high tide so it was about 5’ from where the water stopped. )

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zeatherz t1_irs0kqc wrote

Is this a current picture? I’d totally take a trip there to see a dead whale

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thedarkforest_theory OP t1_irs2zva wrote

It is. Park at the Ruby Beach parking area off of Hwy 101. Head north once you walk down to the ocean. 47.71800, -124.41925. It’s less than a mile from the parking area. It’s fresh: few signs of decay as of Sunday and the smell wasn’t that bad.

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Bardamu1932 t1_irsg1br wrote

You'll smell it before you see it. Bring a clothespin for your nose.

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chantsnone t1_irsmo47 wrote

So what do we think? Murder? Suicide? Murder-suicide!?

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backflips_everyday t1_irtenjd wrote

Car accident

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chantsnone t1_irtjytz wrote

Seems like an open and shut case to me

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goldenstar365 t1_irtsioc wrote

Especially since he was the driver smh

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chantsnone t1_irtuzcc wrote

He was ejected from the vehicle. Probably drunk on whale whiskey.

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KeegorTheDestroyer t1_irvom2h wrote

The cops tried to get the story out of the victim while they were still alive, but they kept blubbering.

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Blue_T-Rex t1_irsi8jr wrote

I saw video of Orcas attacking a humpback whale last week. Maybe they won.

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PNW_Native_13 t1_iru02df wrote

I saw someone in a whale watching group that it wasn’t the same whale based on the tail.

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rensley13 t1_irs2k4f wrote

Make sure you wear your BB . Could be some BTs there

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le_jax t1_irsdqu2 wrote

Okay need an acronym key here. What is BB and BT thanks

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rensley13 t1_irsfqrg wrote

Death Stranding reference -

BB- Bridged Baby BT - Beached Things

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Evocatus84 t1_irs1d1c wrote

Likely filled with plastics, unfortunately.

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Heavy_Incident5801 t1_iry4brh wrote

Ran into her at Ruby Beach on Sunday, she was in fact quite stinky. And had been dissected. It was very very cool/gross

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hoehater t1_irsh5wk wrote

Is that a whale butthole?

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yeahsureYnot t1_irskisu wrote

I believe in Spanish it's called a san diego.

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hoehater t1_irsua62 wrote

Ahhh… whale pussy… reminds me of my ex wife.

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Emdubya20 t1_iruacfo wrote

Get the dynamite

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jennalikescomputers t1_iruwn6j wrote

What is this joke about? Is there some backstory here?

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Emdubya20 t1_irv91rw wrote

Oregon state blew up a whale on the beach in the 80's. It didn't go well

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nikkirose_ t1_irumd3j wrote

I’m about 30 minutes from this beach.. is it still there? Asking for a friend ;)

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Robertroo t1_iruolrf wrote

🐋🐋🐋🧨🧨🧨💥💥💥

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LowJackRD t1_irv10np wrote

I think I see the German Word ‘San Diego’ in this picture.

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anybodyiwant2be t1_irtdmzz wrote

She’s got barnacles….on her vagina

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