Submitted by thedarkforest_theory t3_y0g3ec in Washington
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thedarkforest_theory OP t1_irryarp wrote
Ha! I was going to caption this “no one tell Oregon DOT this is here.”
Evocatus84 t1_irs1d1c wrote
Likely filled with plastics, unfortunately.
thedarkforest_theory OP t1_irs2zva wrote
It is. Park at the Ruby Beach parking area off of Hwy 101. Head north once you walk down to the ocean. 47.71800, -124.41925. It’s less than a mile from the parking area. It’s fresh: few signs of decay as of Sunday and the smell wasn’t that bad.
paints_cats t1_irs3qh2 wrote
I saw a dead humpback whale calf on Ruby Beach almost exactly 4 years ago... my group also commented that it wasn't smelly at all, until we were slightly downwind of it. Then it was... quite smelly.
Vi0lentLeft0vers t1_irsajae wrote
Or was a boat strike ☹️
le_jax t1_irsdqu2 wrote
Okay need an acronym key here. What is BB and BT thanks
rensley13 t1_irsfqrg wrote
Death Stranding reference -
BB- Bridged Baby BT - Beached Things
Bardamu1932 t1_irsg1br wrote
You'll smell it before you see it. Bring a clothespin for your nose.
Polarvision t1_irsgqq1 wrote
😪
Blue_T-Rex t1_irsi8jr wrote
I saw video of Orcas attacking a humpback whale last week. Maybe they won.
yeahsureYnot t1_irskisu wrote
I believe in Spanish it's called a san diego.
chantsnone t1_irsmo47 wrote
So what do we think? Murder? Suicide? Murder-suicide!?
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imgprojts t1_irstadq wrote
It was Mr.Trump with the lead pipe in the kitchen.
hoehater t1_irsua62 wrote
Ahhh… whale pussy… reminds me of my ex wife.
KAM1KAZ3 t1_irsv08s wrote
A hwale.
non-member t1_irsxbrl wrote
What was it like being married to Shamu?
hoehater t1_irsxohb wrote
She smelled like fish a lot.
Fun fact: Orcas are actually dolphins and not whales.
non-member t1_irsxynv wrote
Ewwww………….🤢
imnotinabadmood t1_irt7ikr wrote
He was 10 stories high if he was a foot!
HAN_S0L0_007 t1_irt7orm wrote
Careful, it might 'splode
anybodyiwant2be t1_irtdmzz wrote
She’s got barnacles….on her vagina
backflips_everyday t1_irtenjd wrote
Car accident
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irnenginer t1_irtfqte wrote
I just read a story that explosives were washing up on Oregon beaches. I think we all can agree we have a solution to both problems.
Dingus-McBingus t1_irtgvzt wrote
Rumor has it it was yuge
chantsnone t1_irtjytz wrote
Seems like an open and shut case to me
jamesbong0024 t1_irtpj2q wrote
Better get the dynamite
AtomicRPM t1_irtrcn0 wrote
yeah the mess that made! hilarious to watch. especially the aftermath.
AtomicRPM t1_irtrgns wrote
It was a Titllist.
goldenstar365 t1_irtsioc wrote
Especially since he was the driver smh
Apineintheass t1_irttx8b wrote
BLOW IT UP
chantsnone t1_irtuzcc wrote
He was ejected from the vehicle. Probably drunk on whale whiskey.
PsychologicalEmu969 t1_irtyzy1 wrote
And so dynamite it was
imgprojts t1_irtzt07 wrote
Could you please hand wave the size while a strong man cries.
PNW_Native_13 t1_iru02df wrote
I saw someone in a whale watching group that it wasn’t the same whale based on the tail.
Th3seViolentDelights t1_iru75bk wrote
this has been a weirdly warm october indeed
AmethystAether t1_irudmzp wrote
HIT THE DECK!
Murder_Hobo_LS77 t1_iruke4g wrote
It's a whale of a tale let me tell ya.
nikkirose_ t1_irumd3j wrote
I’m about 30 minutes from this beach.. is it still there? Asking for a friend ;)
LydJaGillers t1_iruwgli wrote
That would be German, tyvm. 😉
jennalikescomputers t1_iruwn6j wrote
What is this joke about? Is there some backstory here?
thedarkforest_theory OP t1_iruxv0s wrote
It is. Directions and coordinates are in this post.
backflips_everyday t1_iruzbou wrote
Sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here.
danskiez t1_iruzj4n wrote
I saw a dead beached whale in SoCal probably almost 10 years ago now. We didn’t stay long because of the smell. Omg that was horrendous. And there were people in the water with the whale so they could touch it I guess. I imagine the smell seeped into their clothes too. (It was a beached whale but it was high tide so it was about 5’ from where the water stopped. )
JoKatHW t1_irv4tpb wrote
The sea was angry that day.
Atyrius t1_irv8ovb wrote
This sounds like a story I should know while living in oregon but dont
Emdubya20 t1_irv91rw wrote
Oregon state blew up a whale on the beach in the 80's. It didn't go well
hot2tubesocks t1_irvlamg wrote
Damn. Had to rewatch that is still one of the funniest things ever.
KeegorTheDestroyer t1_irvom2h wrote
The cops tried to get the story out of the victim while they were still alive, but they kept blubbering.
nikkirose_ t1_irwx5l1 wrote
Went and saw it. Intestines are completely spilled out and boy does it STINK
Heavy_Incident5801 t1_iry4brh wrote
Ran into her at Ruby Beach on Sunday, she was in fact quite stinky. And had been dissected. It was very very cool/gross
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Cetaceanz t1_is0tmj8 wrote
Did you call Fisheries and Wildlife?
overdressedunderpaid t1_is6t5tv wrote
So, my dad thought this was just the greatest, funniest thing in the world and we still have his original VHS recording of the exploding whale news segment somewhere. It’s whispered about as a family anecdote to this day.
hey_ross t1_irrxp8g wrote
If history is our guide, we need a local news crew and an irresponsible amount of explosives, only way to remove a whale from a PNW beach…