McMenemized places fucking suck. The beer and food are shitty and sorely overpriced.
If I’d NEVER been to Seattle EVER before:
I’d do the stupid Space Needle. Not the crappy restaurant, just the suicide jumper deck.
Next, Seattle Center because I’m already there, and just spent more on a shitty elevator ride than I did on my parking garage fee.
Next, I’d go do that bullshit dead fish juggle at Pike Place market just get the lame social media pic. Then there’s that disgusting gum alley.
Next, take em down to Pier 54 to blow more $$$ on stupid tourist shit.
You can get some size XX size Twilight T-Shirts before you pig out at McDonald’s and feed the leftover French fries to seagulls before you board the Winslow ferry.