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Zaius1968 t1_j9lljx3 wrote

I can smell the cigarette breath that comes with that 1989 outfit, as well…

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bartnd t1_j9lwvn3 wrote 

 "You've come a long way baby"

 -Virginia Slims
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JasperDyne t1_j9m5i5j wrote

Gotta keep that body toned and in shape, otherwise there’s another trophy wife waiting in the wings.

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Longjumping_Ad_4431 t1_j9oyx24 wrote

Say what you will about Sharfmans; anyone who worked there could wrap a box so well Martha Stewart Almighty would be put to shame

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Dick_Hz t1_j9oqbiz wrote

Sharfman's, home of 14K gold and Lady Seiko.

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New-Vegetable-1274 t1_j9n4bgd wrote

She's way more attractive than some hairy legs, hairy armpits, Birkenstock wearing SJW, or rainbow haired, pierced, tattooed, can't get a man, cadaverous vegan.

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davidcronenbergscats t1_j9qrhxz wrote

The Sharfman's Woman wouldn't fuck you either, bud.

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New-Vegetable-1274 t1_ja8s5pq wrote

Well, that must mean that you find hairy legs, hairy armpits, Birkenstock wearing SJW, or rainbow haired, pierced, tattooed, can't get a man, cadaverous vegans attractive? Hmmm, sounds like you're attracted to men.

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davidcronenbergscats t1_ja9btjx wrote

>Hmmm, sounds like you're attracted to men.

Hey...can I let you in on a little secret?

^^^I ^^^am.

But shhhhh, don't tell anyone. It's a BIG secret. Teeheee.

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