Submitted by CoolAbdul t3_1197i7b in WorcesterMA
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bartnd t1_j9lwvn3 wrote
"You've come a long way baby"
-Virginia Slims
JasperDyne t1_j9m5i5j wrote
Gotta keep that body toned and in shape, otherwise there’s another trophy wife waiting in the wings.
New-Vegetable-1274 t1_j9n4bgd wrote
She's way more attractive than some hairy legs, hairy armpits, Birkenstock wearing SJW, or rainbow haired, pierced, tattooed, can't get a man, cadaverous vegan.
CoolAbdul OP t1_j9od7nw wrote
found the incel
IncidentFar3094 t1_j9oflel wrote
I think she's sweet
davidcronenbergscats t1_j9ogogx wrote
We used to be a country.
A proper country.
Dick_Hz t1_j9oqbiz wrote
Sharfman's, home of 14K gold and Lady Seiko.
Longjumping_Ad_4431 t1_j9oyx24 wrote
Say what you will about Sharfmans; anyone who worked there could wrap a box so well Martha Stewart Almighty would be put to shame
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davidcronenbergscats t1_j9qrhxz wrote
The Sharfman's Woman wouldn't fuck you either, bud.
New-Vegetable-1274 t1_ja8s5pq wrote
Well, that must mean that you find hairy legs, hairy armpits, Birkenstock wearing SJW, or rainbow haired, pierced, tattooed, can't get a man, cadaverous vegans attractive? Hmmm, sounds like you're attracted to men.
davidcronenbergscats t1_ja9btjx wrote
>Hmmm, sounds like you're attracted to men.
Hey...can I let you in on a little secret?
^^^I ^^^am.
But shhhhh, don't tell anyone. It's a BIG secret. Teeheee.
Zaius1968 t1_j9lljx3 wrote
I can smell the cigarette breath that comes with that 1989 outfit, as well…