Where would I go to pick up older guys?

Submitted by Gobbledegook12 t3_zxvu98 in WorcesterMA

My cousin (70F) and I (29F) are tryna meet some older dudes. Any recs on where I can be her best wing woman?

Disclaimer: we don't cross married lines!

Edit: ty everyone for your advice! Even if we don't make it to all those places, it'll be good for her to scope it out on her own.

To all you older dudes sliding into my DMs... I am not interested for me. I'm tryna help out my cuz. Pls don't tell me you've been with women in your 20s. I am not gonna be your plaything 💔

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Fabulously-humble t1_j23odem wrote

This is the most amusing Reddit post I've read so far this morning.

Good luck gals. Hope you get some action. Heh.

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weasel999 t1_j22p0qz wrote

Church. Diners during breakfast. Senior center. Oldies car shows. Flea markets.

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Intelligent-Sugar554 t1_j23zl6b wrote

Agree that Senior Center is a good place to network as they have a good number of social activities scheduled.

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monkeyinheaven t1_j23w5db wrote

It's not the right time of year for it, but I'd guess old guys like me will go to WooSox games. It's short money, takes up a lot of time, and most of the young folks are bored by baseball.

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Souldriver1955 t1_j245akx wrote

Waiting rooms at Doctor’s offices, LOL 😂

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draken2019 t1_j26sl69 wrote

I was gonna say this.

My mom gets hit on at doctors offices by older guys all the time 🤣🤣🤣

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Oyadonchano t1_j24gg2m wrote

The Antiquarian Society does tours and events.

https://www.americanantiquarian.org/programs-events

And I went to a Cinema Worcester screening once and there were quite a few old-timers there. Mostly couples, but who knows what you'll find.

https://www.cinema-worcester.com/

Could also just hang out at a Dunks in the middle of the day.

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Gobbledegook12 OP t1_j25ysya wrote

Great idea! When I was a kid, my grandparents held court at Burger King 😂 could be worth revisiting with donuts

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gnamyl t1_j24mcb4 wrote

Price Chopper? Stop & Shop? If you’re looking for a guy with some money then switch those out for Whole Foods.

My advice is stay away from Shaws.

Oh oh I thought of another possibility: book stores. Barnes and Noble or another local place. Come to Webster, Booklover’s Gourmet has events and I always see the older/grayer crowd in there. Yes I know it’s Webster so you won’t pick up any rich dudes (in all probability).

Good luck! I think it’s sweet you’re going to be wing woman for her.

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redbicycleblues t1_j26ip3t wrote

The Worcester County Poetry Association or the WCPA is full of baby boomers. Look up their website and attend any of their plentiful poetry events. Worst case scenario you get some poems out of it.

Also, is your username a Fraser reference? Because, if yes, nice!

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johnjohn11b t1_j24rujc wrote

Try some golf simulators. Most of the guys in my golf league are retired, and they live for it.

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LetsGoHome t1_j24s5wu wrote

Volunteer at a nursing home

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amandaflash t1_j24usbm wrote

Hanging out at Herbie's, Bingo in the area... definitely the Senior Center.

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WafflesTheBadger t1_j26pdpq wrote

Pre-COVID, my grandma would literally just sit on a bench at a mall or wherever and older men would just come over and start talking to her.

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albalfa t1_j26z1f3 wrote

Goals lol. Old guys DGAF--I cringe at her weeding out the wingnuts. 🤣 GL on your mission!!!

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Fun-Jelly-5939 t1_j277bvr wrote

Check out Vincent’s it’s a dive bar and has live music. Cheap drinks as well

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demoneyes65 t1_j25opwy wrote

Guys I'm not a Townie but there has to be a dive bar? Old man bar? Vet Bar?

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aphrolyn t1_j2695pg wrote

Nursing home

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Itchy_Rock_726 t1_j2e8ylb wrote

What's she looking for with regard to size

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