"There is a hidden room under the Whitehouse. It is called the "hidden throne". Douglas D Jackson. Conspiracy theorist

Title: The hidden throne

Mr. President, a young journalist wants to meet you. He says it is a matter of national security. And he can only trust you with that information.

"Is he a democrat??" President asked.

I believe so. I made a quick back ground check. He has worked for several prominent progressive news outlets. He works as an independent investigative journalist now. He is working on threats of right wing militias, corporate corruption, that sort of thing.

-Okay, tell him to meet me here at 5pm.

At exactly 5pm, someone knocked on the door of the oval office.

-come inside. President said.

A young man enters the office. It is obvious that he has tried to dress properly on short notice. He looks anxious and agitated.

-Mr president

-Mr Bradley I assume?

-Yes sir. I'm thomi Bradley. An investigative journalist from New York. I think I found something serious. I can't trust anyone but you sir. Please hear me out.

-Im here for that same reason son. What troubles you?

-Please don't laugh at me. But I have reasons to believe our last president and Richard Nixon are the same person!!

-What??

-Sir I know it sounds stupid. But I have documented a mountain of evidence all supporting my claim.

-Son, They have borned from different mothers. You know! And one of them is very very dead!

-Sir I checked the records. And there are no birth certificates for any of them. As a matter of fact even close relatives don't remember their mothers being pregnant with them. They both just appeared out of nowhere at a certain age. Here... Also no one actually saw the corpse of Nixon.

(He opens a case he was carrying. It is full of photos, documents and newspaper articles. )

-Okay Mr president, just look at this pictures. He puts several pictures of the two former presidents on the table.

• What am I looking at?

-Can you see the scars on their wrist? (He puts two more photos on the table.) These are magnified images of those two scars. They are the same. Also here is a very small tattoo on their backs. Both of them have the same weird tattoo. I tried to find out what the text reads but I couldn't. Here are writing samples from both of them. I tried to compare their fingerprints but someone has deleted their prints from the federal database. Maybe they knew I was looking for it.

-Okay son. What do you say we should do? Let's imagine I believe you. Where is your hard proof? All your evidence is at best circumstantial. We are gonna be an international laughing stock with such a claim without bulletproof evidence.

-Sir. I have reasons to believe the whole republican leadership was behind this. Also CIA, FBI, NSA. And who knows what else. Also I think I know where we should start to look.

-I am listening.

-There is a room under the Whitehouse. I think they have hidden some proof in there.

-Are you talking about that conspiracy theory? What was the name? Red throne?

-Hidden throne sir.

-Son, I visited that room and it is as empty as nuclear war threats.

-Can we have a look? Maybe there is something hidden in that room?

-God forgive me I should not be doing this but my meeting for 6pm is cancelled. Maybe we can go take a look at that mysterious room of yours. (he laughed.) I still think you are crazy for the record. But to be frank it is getting interesting.

******End of part one. Part two will be ready in a few hours. **"""