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TopReputation t1_j8yxkbq wrote

Obligatory Rawhide Kobayashi copypasta

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!


SilasCrane t1_j8z68z9 wrote

I think this copypasta is supposed to be a scathing satire of weebs with a shallow and stereotypical view of Japanese culture, but far from finding it offensive or cringe, as an American, I would love it if Rawhide Kobayashi was both a real person and my next-door neighbor. Let's go rope some steers and then have a friendly branding-iron duel, you magnificent beeawoo bastard!


Looxond t1_j91wbzg wrote

this has the same energy as the kira yoshikage copypasta


TentacleJihadHentai t1_j8yjye8 wrote

Perhaps anecdotal, but almost all the Texan women I met was rather stoic than yeehaw


HarukaKX t1_j8z5a5j wrote

It’s because of stereotypes. I’m from South Texas and I went to Maryland for a week, and everyone there thought that Texans are dirty, loud animals… 😂


OliveBranchMLP t1_j8z9i4u wrote

Pretty sure this prompt just describes the US dub for CardCaptors.


yazzy1233 t1_j91329m wrote

Have yall sen the video of the southern girl speaking Japanese in a thick southern accent


MorganWick t1_j92lkge wrote

If it were an actual anime it would be full of cringey American stereotypes as perceived by the Japanese.