the alien empire was looking out from their spaceship which was a scout ship looking down on earth inspecting it. they could see all years of earth in front of them.

'Which one will we pick to take the president from?' asked one of the aliens to the other alien. The other alien laughed back 'let's pick one at random!' then they picked 1885 which is the year the president theodore roosevelt was in power.

The aliens continued to laugh at how foolsih the earth was for letting their guard down just as the going was getting rough. It was the time when all presidents should be on their toes watching out for the dangers around and instead they were too busy with the economy

Theodore roosevelt wakes up in a cell on an alien planet. He realises right away that these aliens are not friendly like some idiots go around thinking. He knocks on the cage door and an alien guard comes up to him and asks whats wrong and then theodore roosevelt breaks out using his keys because he swipes them.

theodore roosevelt then jumps on the next alien he sees and uses the keys to take care of him. then one by one he takes care of all the aliens until he meets with the head alien.

he asks 'how were you able to do this?'

'well this is just a story' theordore roosevelt says 'and in this story one man can take care of the incoming threat but this is not true. in real life the things out there are dangerous and not to be messed with. even if the presidents did pay attention it wouldnt be enough

the end

maybe i will continue this in the morning but right now im too tired.