God was standing there. I walked up to the giant figure, his body glowing alight. "My Lord", I said, "I have a new proposal for dogs." "Let me hear it", He said. "Alright, I believe that dogs should be able to transform into people temporarily. This is simple, I know, but it will benefit the human race." He stared at me. "This is all?" "Yes", I said.

"Do you understand that people would use dogs for...sexual antics?", He asked. "Humans can be irresponsible", He said, sternly. "I do, sir."

He made a face to show that he was pondering. He then replied, "I accept. From this day forth, dogs will have this ability. Good work." My face lit up. "Thank you, sir."