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thoughtsthoughtof t1_j7oh3h7 wrote

“Sir, for one, all our information suggests that the humans would prefer if they lived on earth longer. Most of them anyways. And if I may ask, what made you decide to resume this project?”

“Ah, you’ve probably seen the dust that looms over earth. Well, you were correct if you assumed this project was one from my childhood. I don’t know. The thought of dogs as man’s best friend just came to me, one day in the shower. I just got motivation to edit it, maybe I’ll look back on Earth and other childhood projects in more depth some other time. What other improvements do you have in mind?”

”Well umm some of the people you’ve made great great great great… well you get the idea grandchildren can be rather horrible to them. And dogs do seem rather wonderful. Perhaps you could increase their protection mechanisms? Apparently, some people abuse them.”

”Abuse? Wow! That was like a centillion ago in our place-time. Yah sure, good idea. Any other ideas?“

”Yah, not just defence against others, dogs are prone to getting poisoned, tumours, hip dysplasia amongst others. Maybe reduce them getting painfully ill in general?”

(End between here to edit, from part right before just did not now let me know if you want me to add more between here and i'll send you the reposted version in another sub)

You really researched and thought this through, good job.”

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